Wednesday, 13 June 2012


As the new football season is about to kick off off, girls-next-door-turned-wannabe-WAGs Leila, Sammi and Gemma are back by popular demand!

Winners and Sinners is the second part in the It’s a Girl’s Game series, indulging readers in more of the hilarious, steamy and often jaw-droppingly sensational scrapes and antics of the girls. If you loved the first book, Blowing the Whistle, this one will delve you even deeper into what goes on in the world of footballers and girls!

It’s the middle of summer, a few months after Footy Babe Leila discovers she is carrying James London’s illegitimate love child. She is back in contact with the love rat footballer and looking to the future. Continuing on a roller coaster of emotions, she follows her heart and hopes for no more nasty surprises along the way.
Lovable airhead Sammi is flying in business and meets the man of heart dreams in the most comical fashion, after deciding that footballers are not for her after all.
Sexy Seniorita Gemma proves that girls can change for the worst when influenced by the wrong sort, and becomes quite a handful with her tarty friend, super bitch Nikki. Morals and loyalties are dropping at a shocking rate, as are frilly knickers and G-strings.
Gemma’s kind-hearted plus-sized northern friend Becky proves that good things happen for good people, when she finds happiness with the oddball of her dreams. She embarks on her own bizarre yet beautiful rags to riches love story.
Along the way we meet new friends, allies, trouble-makers and harbingers and we learn that as much as one might roar and aspire to be a lion, a leopard can never change it’s spots.

The It’s a Girl’s Game series are a must read for anyone who loves the world of glamour, gossip, naughtiness and scandal when mixed with the beautiful game of football.

Monday, 28 May 2012

It's a Girl's Game Vol.2... Winners and Sinners


Here is a snippet of one of the chapters of my upcoming 2nd novel in the It's a Girl's Game series, which is entitled Winners and Sinners.....



“Might as well go straight in Roxy’s” said Gemma, who was squished in the middle of the back of the mini cab.

“Whatever, babe” purred Nikki from the front passenger seat.

The cab ground to a halt on the main road, just along from Roxy’s. The girls in the back shuffled out, and Nikki paid the driver with the handful of pound coins they’d scraped together. 

“Oooff!” grunted Becky as she pulled herself out of the back drivers’ side door, flashing a blue Primark thong as her overly tight stressed leggings slipped down at the back. “Tell yer what girls, I could murder a burger right now!”

“You ‘ungry babe,” said Gemma, “we can go down the road an’ get ya one ‘fore we go up.”

“Yeah, bloody starvin’!” boomed the northern lass.

Nikki had a number of comments about Becky’s weight right on the tip of her tongue, but decided to keep them to herself.

The four of them ambled down to the nearest burger and kebab shop and Becky ordered a double cheeseburger and a box of cheesy chips. She squirted way too much tomato ketchup all over the chips, and then squirted it all over the burger as well. Next came the mayonnaise, followed by the mustard. Her box of pre-club grease-grub looked very unappetising to the other girls.

“Looks delightful, Bex” muttered Nikki, turning up her nose as Becky tucked into the colourful mess in the box.

“Ooh, I do love me ketchup!”  she replied, “loads of it!”

Abi giggled. “We can see that!”

“Who wants a chip then?”

Nikki turned her nose up again. “Nah, you’re alright.”

“No cheers Bex,” said Gemma, who didn’t want to look bloated for the night.

Becky didn’t care about those sort of things. She hungrily devoured the burger and all of the chips in about five minutes, even though they were piping hot and kept burning her mouth.  It was comical to watch, as she stabbed into a load of chips and gunk with her plastic fork and blew on them before quickly shoving them in.
“Argh!” she grumbled, about four or five times, as she felt a bit more skin being burnt off the roof of her mouth.

“Feel better for that Bex?” asked Abi, taking one of the serviettes off the table and offering it to Becky.

“Yeah, that’s right set me oop that ‘as!  I can drink fer England now!”

Gemma looked at her watch. It was just coming up to half 11.  “Better go, ‘ope there ain’t a massive queue.”

“Can’t you get thingie to get us VIP side?” asked Nikki.

“No babe, didn’t ‘ave time to sort it.”

“Great” muttered Nikki under her breath. She folded her arms across her chest. “So we gotta queue with the minions then?”

“Yep. Sorry babe.”

The four of them stepped out of the kebab shop and made their way down the road towards Roxy’s.

“Oh look, queue ain’t too bad” said Gemma.

They headed towards the back of the queue and got scoured up and down by a group of young girls dressed in similar tarty clubbing outfits. Nikki looked right down her nose back at them and Abi stared at one of them who had identical hair extensions to her.

The queue moved along quickly and the girls got into the club in no time. They headed up the crimson carpeted stairs towards VIP and were stopped at the black double doors by a stocky security guard with a thick neck.

“Cards please ladies” he said politely.

“Ain’t got cards” said Gemma, “we’re wiv Aaron West.”

“You can’t come in VIP without cards ladies” he replied firmly.

Nikki looked horrified.  Becky looked mortified. Abi looked misidentified. All eyes were on Gemma.

She looked around at all their expectant faces. “I’ll call ‘im.”

Gemma strutted over to the top of the stairs where it was quieter and dialled Aaron on her mobile phone.  He didn’t answer.  So she rang again, three times, and he finally answered.  She couldn’t hear him and he couldn’t hear her, he was obviously in the club already.

She sent a text message to him:  can u get us in? the geezer sed we can’t come in as we aint got no cards. we’re outside vip by black doors x

She turned to look at the girls who were all waiting expectantly.  She shrugged then looked back at her phone, hoping for a quick response from Aaron.

She walked back over to the girls. “I ‘ad to text as ‘e couldn’t ‘ear me when I called. Reckon ‘e’ll be out to get us in a mo.”

“Can you stand back please ladies” said the security guard, as a glamourous young couple approached the double doors.  It was a reality TV couple that the girls recognised straight away.  The security guard opened the door and made way for their entry into VIP.

“Heeeey! They don’t ‘ave cards!” boomed Becky, staring after them in horror.

Nikki scowled. “Yeah, well if we were pathetic fame-hunting mugs like those two, we wouldn’t need cards either.”

Gemma’s blood started to boil. She felt frustrated that Aaron hadn’t got back to her and embarrassed that the four of them had to wait outside like low class citizens.

Ten minutes went by, and still Aaron didn’t text or show his face.  Gemma decided to text him again:
we r waitin outside black doors can u come get us x

The girls continued to play the waiting game for another ten minutes. Becky was getting progressively flouncy; Abi was awkwardly twiddling her hair between her fingers; Nikki was turning into moaning minnie, and Gemma was becoming quite potty mouthed.

“Fuck sake” she kept growling.

Finally, the door opened and a rather harassed-looking Aaron appeared. The girls had been waiting almost half an hour. He mumbled a few words to the security guard and the guard then held the door open for the four girls to pass through.

“Back booth” said Aaron, pointing across the room. He then disappeared through the double doors and marched towards the gents toilets. He left the girls standing on their spot, a bit shell-shocked.  They looked at one another.

“Let’s not stand here like twats then!” uttered Nikki impatiently. She grabbed Gemma’s hand, and Gemma grabbed Becky’s hand, and Becky grabbed Abi’s hand. Linked up like a daisy chain, the four of them meandered through the guys and girls on the dancefloor and arrived at the back booth.

The booth was rammed with bodies, some very fit looking male specimens and some very well groomed girls, all legs and cleavage. 
They recognised one of the girls, she was a well known official WAG, there with her footballer fiancĂ© and a bitchy-looking girl friend. Her fiancĂ© was one of Aaron West’s team mates; a few years older, and neither as tall nor as good-looking as Aaron.

The other girls in the booth appeared to be typical “wannabe WAGs.”  One or two of them could even have been “secret WAGs.

Gemma and her friends stood in front of the booth like spare parts, waiting for Aaron to come back and get them some drinks. Nikki started dancing so as not to look such a tool, and one by one the other three girls followed suit and started swaying about to the music.

Becky leant in towards Gemma.  “I’m thirsteh!” she bellowed.

“Aaron be back in a min” replied Gemma.

She looked back into the booth to see who she recognised.  Had Leila have been there, she would have named every player in the booth, of which there were seven. Three first team members and four young reserve players.

The official WAG pushed her way out of the booth and looked at the girls like they were something she’d stepped in.  Her equally snotty friend followed her out and the two of them waltzed across the dancefloor and out of sight...

Winners and Sinners will be released as paperback and ebook in 2012.... watch this space!

If you've not read the first in the It's a Girl's Game series, which is called Blowing the Whistle, head on over to www.victoriashelley.co.uk for more information and how to purchase!


Friday, 3 June 2011




***Update***It's A Girl's Game***Book Launch***



The official launch date is now confirmed as Monday 27th June 2011


The paperback will be available via http://www.itsagirlsgame.co.uk/ as well as Amazon and all good book stores.


The ebook version for Kindle and all other ebook formats is available NOW via http://www.itsagirlsgame.co.uk/


It's time to blow the whistle on those Footballers!!!

Monday, 2 May 2011

Wednesday, 27 April 2011



Model and Businesswoman Victoria Shelley pre-releases her new book “It’s A Girl’s Game” on Amazon Kindle as a hot summer read.

As one who knows most of the footballers who have taken out super-injunctions to protect their privacy, nobody knows the world of footballers and WAGs better than Victoria Shelley. From her days as a football pin-up and the darling of the Chelsea fan club, to her career as a model and writer, she has been a part of the whirlwind of publicity surrounding the world of footballers and their antics on and off the pitch.


Her raunchy new book, “It's a Girl's Game” was inspired by her unique experiences behind the closed doors of the sport. It is being pre-released on Kindle and other eBook formats on Tuesday May 3rd in advance of the main book launch in early August. Victoria says, “The book is a magical mixture of memories and deep dark secrets mixed up with a handful of spice and schoolgirl dreams in a fantasy world that is not a million miles from reality.”

It’s a Girl’s Game is a great read for anyone who loves the world of glamour, gossip, naughtiness and scandal when mixed with the beer, singing and drunken larks surrounding the beautiful game of football.

Victoria Shelley has a background in the City in corporate finance and is a now a professional writer. It's A Girl's Game is her first novel, which was inspired by her love of football and the time she spent following the game.

In her early twenties she was often told she was photogenic, so Victoria tried her hand at photographic modelling. Being a naturally versatile model she became experienced in this area, working over the years on a wide variety of assignments from commercial to glamour.

Victoria has had a creative flair for writing since her teens. Having a diverse range of interests and a number of writing styles, she has been published in various capacities from business magazines, to football websites and beauty websites. As a result of living life to the full in her twenties and building valuable life experiences, in 2010 Victoria completed her first sexy humour fiction book, It’s A Girl’s Game.

“It’s a Girl’s Game” by Victoria Shelley is published by Filament Publishing Ltd on Amazon Kindle and all other eBook formats on May 3rd 2011 at £7.18 ISBN 978‐1‐905493‐74‐6

The paperback version will be published at the beginning of August 2011.

Thursday, 13 January 2011

Extract from It's A Girl's Game

“Who’s up fer Sambucas?” hollered Becky, as the Naughty Nurses jostled their way through the entrance of the next bar.

“Ooh not for me, that stuff makes me puke!” said Sammi, screwing up her face at the thought of it.

“I’ll ‘ave one!” said Gemma. “Nik you’ll ‘ave one won’t ya?”

“Yeah, sod it!"

The girls stumbled into a group of lads who appeared very drunk and boisterous.

“Faaaaaarrrrkin ‘ell!” shouted one of them in a course cockney accent. “Check out the tits on that!”

He ogled at Becky’s chest for a few moments, then cast his eyes around checking out each of the other Naughty Nurses' cleavages. His eyes quickly came back to Becky. “Nice tits love.”

“Yeah, cheers mate!” she hollered back. “Gerrus a drink then!”

“Ain’t got no money love, sorry” he said, lurching towards her to get a closer look at her enormous bazookas. His eyes were out on stalks.

“All you girls look proper hot!” He gawped around the group again, swaying a little. A few of his mates had started talking to the Naughty Nurses and were already trying their luck.

“Looks like yer mates 'ave moved in” said Becky, leaning back a little. She noticed the lad had pretty offensive garlic breath.

“Where ya from love?” he asked, glancing back down at her bazookas.

“Leeds!”

Becky looked around for a way through to the bar whilst trying to avoid his stinky breath.

“Leeds? You don’t support Leeds do ya?” he asked, leaning towards her again, knocking her back with the odour of garlic. “They’re pretty sh*t these days int they!”

“I’m not into football mate” she bellowed. “The only time I’d be interested in football, is if David Beckham walked into the bar!”

She pushed the drunken boy out of her way as she stepped over his feet towards Gemma. She tapped the birthday girl on the shoulder.

“Goin’ to get Sambucas! Keep away from that muppet!” She pointed at the lad she’d just barged. “He bloody reeks of garlic!”

Saturday, 27 November 2010

Early Beginnings...



“Like the shirt, Dad!” said Leila as she bounded into the kitchen. She made
straight for the sink to grab herself a glass of tap water.

Dad was sat at the kitchen table wearing an old football shirt, with a glass of cider in his right hand and the television remote in his left.

“Thanks fat arse” replied the balding man, looking at his daughter with a silly grin on his face.

“What you up to, old git?” asked Leila, as she pulled out the chair beside her father and clumsily plonked herself down on it. She cast her eyes down to his hand that was firmly fixed around his glass of cider, and chuckled to herself.

“Watchin’ Footy News” he replied. “They’re on about the pre-season games.”

“Ah cool” said Leila, looking up to the wall-mounted television next to the kitchen window. “Our lot are off to the States next week aren’t they.”

“Yeah.”

“All the WAGs will be flying out! Lucky things.”

“Ahh, you wouldn’t wanna be a WAG love” said Dad. “I don’t trust those Footballers.”

“True. It would be amazing to live their lifestyle though!”

Dad shrugged. “Most of ‘em are daft tarts love” he said. “You’re too intelligent to go out with a Footballer. You’ve got yer Daddy’s brains.”

“Maybe,” said Leila. “Those girls are living their dreams though, and I admire them for that!”

Dad shrugged again.

Leila suddenly leant forward, grabbed his shoulder, and shook it briskly.

“Hey! What would you say if I brought a Footballer home?” she asked, looking at him with wide eyes, like an excited little girl.

Dad cast her a lazy glance. “I’d tell you to keep yer hand on yer tuppence” he replied, then fixed his attention back on the Footy News.

Leila let out a theatrical sigh.

“Ahh. I’m probably not WAG material anyway” she said. “Footballers like proper dolly birds don’t they. I’m a tom-boy!”

“Yes love” said Dad. “Maybe a rugby player would suit you better. They’re more intelligent, more roughty-toughty, and they don’t mind women who drink pints.”

Leila smiled and sat quietly for a moment, watching Footy News whilst sipping her glass of water.

She was looking forward to the start of the new football season, watching games on TV with her Dad, and the pair of them getting all worked-up and shouting at ref. She was also hoping to be able to afford to go to a few games with her football buddies, Big Dave and Lee.

The commercial break arrived and Dad turned his head to look at his daughter.
“Your car running alright?” he asked.

“Yeah” she replied. “Need new tyres though as the MOT is coming up and I think it’ll fail if I don’t get them done.”

“Want me to come with you?”

“Yeah. Thanks. Friday OK?”

“Yeah. Let’s go early before the queue. Best I go with you, make sure you don’t get ripped off.”

Leila chuckled. “I’m sure I’d be fine! Would like the company though.”

Dad nodded. “You working tonight girlie?”

“Yeah. Hopefully it will be a good night.” She looked up at the kitchen clock. “Best go and start getting ready actually.”

Leila slipped off the kitchen chair and stood up, gave an almighty stretch and then a shake of each leg.

“Earn plenty love” replied Dad. “And don’t let geezers take the p*ss.”

He picked up his glass of cider and took a swig from it. As Leila padded towards the kitchen door he glanced over at her once again.

“Fat arse” he said, just before Leila opened the kitchen door to disappear upstairs to her bedroom.

Leila spun around and stared at her father with big funny eyes. “What now, slap head?!”

He grinned at his daughter. “Keep yer hand on yer tuppence.”